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    Choose your weapon. Each letter is handwritten, sealed, and mailed with care (and a little malice).

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    The Classic Toxic Letter

    The Classic Toxic Letter

    Say what you need to say. We'll make it look great.

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    New Drop
    The Soft Launch Breakdown Note

    The Soft Launch Breakdown Note

    For situationships that deserved a proper ending.

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    Popular
    The Business Divorce Letter

    The Business Divorce Letter

    Corporate goodbye. Maximum flair.

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    PremiumDeluxe
    The Closure Deluxe

    The Closure Deluxe

    Premium catharsis. Every word counts.

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    Fun
    The Friendly Roast

    The Friendly Roast

    Love letter disguised as slander.

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    Iconic
    The Red Flag Special

    The Red Flag Special

    Every red flag. Beautiful calligraphy.

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    This Is Toxic
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